After the 6th day of January, after the baby woke up for the tenth time between 8pm and 11pm, Husband said:
"We're never going to have sex again."
I'm pretty sure he meant that in a despaired way, not a "let's avoid having kids ever again" way.
Still, this baby is probably even better birth control than abstinence. He seems to know right when I'm interested in any of the S words: sex, sleep, and sleep.
He wakes up, you pick him up, he fusses, and after much annoyance, he goes to sleep. You put him down and then you do the hokey pokey all over again.
Right now the baby and husband are asleep on the couch. Waking him doesn't sound completely sane, right?